czystiel:

thetricksterandtheoptimist:

evil-overlordess:

Permission to change “are you satan” to “are you metatron” because Metatron is actually the embodiment of true evil in this world whereas Satan was just pretty chill.

“ Satan was just pretty chill.”

what the hell is even going on in your fandom anymore

let’s just say that the apocalypse was less stressful

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therealhorusszahhak:

This guy at my school shows up every day with like a fake wolf tail clipped to his back belt loop, and I always see him running from class to class and jumping over things and he looks so happy to exist and sometimes he brings a lil wolf puppet with him and he makes it run along next to him on the strings
I’m just like u go wolf kid live ur dreams

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shadesilverwing:

“_____ liked your post”

“_____ reblogged your post”

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2 days ago · 45,985 notes · Source

finechester:

I kind of want God to show up after his vacation and be all

‘hello my children what happened wh—’

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2 days ago · 14,907 notes · Source

cancerousmexicanfetusrapewhistle:

tristamateer:

please
tell me which part of yourself
you hate the most
so I know exactly where to plant my lips
every time I see you

Oh my dick definitely my dick

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