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- there is an empty place within me where my heart was once

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THE BEST TRAIN CONVERSATION I HAVE EVER OVERHEARD

  • Man 1: But I'm not Gay!
  • Man 2: Yeah, but if you WERE. Thor or Loki?
  • Man 1: but I'm not!
  • Man 2: IRRELEVANT! THOR OR LOKI!
  • Man 1: honestly?
  • Man 2: THOR OR LOKI!
  • Man 1: probably Iron Man.
  • Man 2: SERIOUSLY? TONY STARK?
  • Man 1: yeah. I'd love to be Robert Downey Jr's bitch. God, that man....
  • Man 2: ooh I know what you mean. how would he proceed?
  • Man 1: well we'd be having dinner and he'd have his hand on my leg and he'd whisper in my ear and tell me exactly what he was going to do to me.
  • Man 2: oh yeah..
  • Man 1: and then his hand'd go further to the top of my leg and start grasping my-
  • Random Woman: EXCUSE ME THERE ARE CHILDREN ON THIS TRAIN.
  • *awkward silence*
  • Man 2: ...and you said you werent gay!

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optionallygrammatical:

Peeves and the Time They Didn’t Put Me in the Movie

Peeves and the Time They Didn’t Put Me in the Movie

Peeves and the Time They Didn’t Put Me in the Movie

Peeves and the Time They Didn’t Put Me in the Movie

Peeves and the Time They Didn’t Put Me in the Movie

Peeves and the Time They Didn’t Put Me in the Movie

Peeves and the Time They Didn’t Put Me in the Movie

Peeves and the Time They Didn’t Put Me in the Movie

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lookattheprettythings:

The kiss of death.

This astonishing sculpture forms part of Barcelona’s Poblenou Cemetery.  The Kiss of Death (El Petó de la Mort in Catalan and El beso de la muerte in Spanish) dates back to 1930. A winged skeleton bestows a kiss on the lips of a handsome young man: is it ecstasy on his face or resignation? Little wonder the sculpture elicits strong and varying responses from whoever gazes upon it.

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Sam: If you don’t help us, I will hunt you down and kill you.

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kendrawcandraw:

If you don’t want to see my stuff on your dash you could also blacklist “joy” and “laughter” and “rainbows” since you probably don’t like those either

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kendrawcandraw:

Don’t squeeze the Charmin, Kurt, jeez

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kendrawcandraw:

Here’s something I drew in the car on the way back home tonight
I don’t know how to draw on paper anymore (going straight to pen didn’t help)

kendrawcandraw:

Here’s something I drew in the car on the way back home tonight

I don’t know how to draw on paper anymore (going straight to pen didn’t help)

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starkstiles:

shawarma after?

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fluffmugger:

poor baby wants to be an avenger so badly :(

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